welcome to the garb-age

Erroneous trials! The self-destructive blunders of youth! Perfectionism in the stinky trash can! An absurdist take on fashion, we cut and paste soft punk, streetwear, and our favorite trend, “silly-guy-gets-sober-but-no-less-silly” into something resembling a closet.

We embrace holes, stains, wrinkles and various forms of entropy with enthusiasm—each piece has a past life. Rather than scrub garments clean of memory (though they are thoroughly washed, we promise!!) we instead opt to weave their old stories into a new form.

Think of it as upcycling, but instead of some normie with a soft voice embroidering flowers on denim, you get two gremlins with a sewing machine and a penchant for chaos. Sounds like a pretty good deal, no?